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"my baby" i say in regards to someone that is older than me and over half a fuckin foot taller than i am
- girl doesnt love the boy
- boy loves the girl alot
- girl falls in love with boy
- daddy against marriage
- spends entire movie to get the girl
- daddy hands the girl over
cause all of sudden he realised how real their love is
- the end
bahut original story by me
so basically when you have your period and your lower back hurts it is because your hips are contracting and spreading apart, only slightly, to make room for the release of the blood and linings of your uterus. so basically your body is going through a small and mild labor to push out the dead insides of your uterus. so basically I have gone through labor and basically I don’t want children.
why aren’t we taught this shit
mom what THE FUCK do you mean youre not a virgin
"dark lipstick makes you look intimidating"
good. stay the hell away from me.
why do teenage boys go through that phase where they just imitate female moaning noises
it’s the only way they can hear it
unless you’ve got
my snake don’t want habit unless you’ve got rabbits mulan protagonist
That’s the antagonists you moron