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"my baby" i say in regards to someone that is older than me and over half a fuckin foot taller than i am

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ishqbollywood:

  • girl doesnt love the boy
  • boy loves the girl alot
  • girl falls in love with boy
  • daddy against marriage
  • spends entire movie to get the girl 
  • daddy hands the girl over 
    cause all of sudden he realised how real their love is
  • the end

bahut original story by me

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iamaslumberbatch:

a-lot-like-diana:

so basically when you have your period and your lower back hurts it is because your hips are contracting and spreading apart, only slightly, to make room for the release of the blood and linings of your uterus. so basically your body is going through a small and mild labor to push out the dead insides of your uterus. so basically I have gone through labor and basically I don’t want children. 

why aren’t we taught this shit

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snopchat:

mom what THE FUCK do you mean youre not a virgin

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shamelustly:

tinalikesbutts:

Fucking kids care more about each other than we do

I was gone from school for two weeks after being in an accident and when i came back to school literally no one gave a fuck. I wish we can all go back to our 4 year old selves because growing up teaches us how to hate and be self centered. 

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  • I'm in my father's class at my high school. He said this today:
  • Him: As some of you may not know, I'm a feminist.
  • class: *laughs*
  • Him: No, really, I am.
  • Class: *laughs again*
  • Him: Why is that funny?
  • Asshole: Because you're a man, and you shouldn't think that way.
  • Him: Well why not?
  • Asshole: I dunno that's just the way that is.
  • Him: I'm a feminist because of my wife. She and I have the EXACT same job. Yet, I make more than her.
  • Class: *laughs*
  • Him: Why is that funny? Shouldn't women be paid equally as men?
  • Same Asshole: No, they're supposed to be in the kitchen.
  • Him: *slams fist on asshole's desk* Why?
  • Asshole: Because that's how it is.
  • Him: Why?
  • Asshole: That's their job.
  • Him: Why?
  • Asshole: *can't come up with another answer*
  • Him: I'm a feminist because my wife has the exact same job, gets less pay, and with that, I can barely support my three children. If she got paid as much as me, life would be a bit easier for all of us.
  • *note, my mother is a teacher like my father*
  • Him: Women gave birth to us, and now, here in the state of Michigan, they can't even have their own rights? It's 2014 people! Grow up or get out of my class.
  • Class: *silence*
  • Him: Now.. Louis XVI

gothiccharmschool:

voxamberlynn:

lexbots:

the pumpkin king / sally

Okay, but holy shit, THIS IS UNREAL.

This is amazing, and that Pumpkin King makeup is a thing of unsettling beauty.

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memetriarchy:

memetriarchy:

memetriarchy:

this guy was watching the Gangnam Style music video with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that

he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of Psy’s work and he’s like “so basically it’s about saying hey to sexy ladies and dancing like you’re riding a horse” and I was like yea and he was like “oh okay that’s so simple why isn’t everybody a mother father gentleman” it’s precious

Oppdate: I gangnam

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missmirandaaraee:

"dark lipstick makes you look intimidating"

good. stay the hell away from me.

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wastelord:

my-stereo-heart-beats-for-you:

THIS IS THE BEST RESPONSE TO ONE OF THESE ICEBERG THINGIES

I laughed. I shouldn’t have. But I did.

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aviculor:

clannyphantom:

why do teenage boys go through that phase where they just imitate female moaning noises

it’s the only way they can hear it

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meanplastic:

same

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jmihelic:

Digimon Frontier Evolutions

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ohmalley-thealliecat:

sam-winchester-cries-during-sex:

lunar-bunnie:

my

image

don’t want 

image

unless you’ve got

image

image

my snake don’t want habit unless you’ve got rabbits mulan protagonist

That’s the antagonists you moron

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